Travel Terms

26th November 2012

Deluxe - barely standard.

Superior accommodations - one complimentary chocolate, free shower cap.

All the amenities - two chocolates, two shower caps. Just like home - no maid service.

Plush - both top and bottom sheets, bed shakes.

Gentle breezes - in hurricane alley.

Light and airy - no air-conditioning.

Picturesque - theme park nearby.

24-hour bar - ice cubes at additional cost (when available).

Source: Tourism Update