However, such hand-reared capuchin monkeys usually become difficult to manage after sexual maturity and end up in sanctuaries as confused “problem” monkeys due to biting someone.
I am one of those ex ‘nursing’ monkeys. I have absolutely no idea why humans would prefer a ‘monkey’ as a nurse to a human one. My guess is that it must be the novelty of owning something different, and of being able to say I have a ‘monkey’ helper? So, here goes: My option of all this is NO NO NO!!!! I don’t want to be your nurse or assistant! Who on earth gave you the permission to make me one?
As a youngster I was trained, (by the deprival of food and water – but there are other harsher and not so harsh techniques), to open doors, fetch mail, pills, switch on lights, answer the phone by pressing the except button and the speaker one thereafter, fetching water from the fridge and so forth. I was also taught to ‘listen’ to my owner’s every command.
I had to wear diapers, and sometimes-even clothes. You try doing that as a tween or teenager! Imagine being a 12 year old in a diaper! Give me a break!
I was named Houdini by the people who found me in
I am happy to be here at Monkeyland, and I don’t ever wish to escape. I am never forced to do a thing, I don’t have to wear human clothes and diapers, I have a few girlfriends at present and a baby on the way. I am happy that nobody can, or ever will, take me away from my new home. I have trees to climb in, food galore, friends I adore and lovers I can’t get enough of. Spending time here at Monkeyland, lazing about, eating, playing and just having fun is what I want my life to be like. BEST of all there are all these humans who come to visit. They walk in the forest and photograph us.
I know my name is Houdini, but, perhaps I should change it to something else. All this fascination and hands-off attention we receive at Monkeyland is making me feel like a real
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