Riddlles And Jokes About Ducks

1st January 2013

How do you get down off an elephant?
(You don't, you get down off a duck!)
When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?
(Put it on my bill!)

Which animal grows down?
(A duck!)

What's the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?
(Why, that's a difference of a pinion!)

Who stole the soap?
(The robber ducky!)

What do ducks watch on TV?

Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
(At the quack of dawn!)