Jokes And Riddles For Kids
A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way would it roll?
(Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do!)
Where do you find a chicken with no legs?
(Exactly where you left it!)
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
(At the quack of dawn!)
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
Why do hens lay eggs?
(If they dropped them, they'd break!)
How do chickens bake a cake?
Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
(Because he works for chicken feed!)
What's the most musical part of a chicken?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
(To get to the other side!)
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?
What's a haunted chicken?
What's a henway?
(About 5 pounds!)
Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".
Mrs. Poulet: Because he thinks he's a chicken .
Silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?
Mrs. Poulet: Because we need the eggs.